Season Four: Quality To The End!

As Season Four comes to a close, Kari-Lea has been out in full force capturing the stories that YOU want to see! We are delighted to announce that Kari-Lea's Couple from Season Three, Jamie and Matthew, have tied the knot. While we at The Kari-Lea Show can't take all the credit for this union of lovers (but not tabloid lovers like those splashed all over the cover of a magazine), we were there to help Jamie and Matthew through some challenging times, and we are ENTIRELY responsible for any success they are experiencing. Best of luck in the future!

In other news, Kevin, a member of our sister rock band for 2005 Icewater, is now famous thanks to his participation on our show. Again, we cannot take ALL of the credit, but I think that Kevin will always remember where he got his start. We will attempt to get comments from Kevin in the near future.

Thomas and Lisa, Kari-Lea's potential couple for Season 5, have also been joined in matrimony. We look forward to capturing their escapades and the exclusive rights to their realities for our new season which is scheduled to begin in September 2006.

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lindsay and Pat have both suffered SERIOUS injuries on their LEFT feet! While Pat appears to be better off, only having suffered a sprained ankle, Lindsay is coping with a hefty blister which has proved to be life-altering in every way. We wish our couple speedy recoveries!
Stay tuned for a very special KSI (Kari-Lea Special Investigation) where we will probe the injuries and the mysterious circumstances surrounding them.

And there you have it.
This is Kari-Lea signing off...